{"id":10,"date":"2026-06-04T06:13:35","date_gmt":"2026-06-04T06:13:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/marketsoftrug.lol\/?page_id=10"},"modified":"2026-06-04T07:27:38","modified_gmt":"2026-06-04T07:27:38","slug":"elementor-10","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/marketsoftrug.lol\/","title":{"rendered":"Elementor #10"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"10\" class=\"elementor elementor-10\" data-elementor-post-type=\"page\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-49f9f1c e-con-full e-flex e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"49f9f1c\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-settings=\"{&quot;background_background&quot;:&quot;classic&quot;}\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-8c5cbf8 elementor-widget elementor-widget-html\" data-id=\"8c5cbf8\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"html.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<style>\n@import url('https:\/\/fonts.googleapis.com\/css2?family=Bangers&family=Permanent+Marker&family=Caveat:wght@400;700&family=Space+Mono:ital,wght@0,400;0,700;1,400&display=swap');\n\n*, *::before, *::after { box-sizing: border-box; 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text-shadow: 4px 4px 0 #000; }\n.hero-headline span.green { color: var(--green); }\n.hero-sub {\n  font-family: var(--font-sketch);\n  font-size: 20px;\n  color: var(--cream);\n  max-width: 480px;\n  line-height: 1.5;\n  background: rgba(0,0,0,0.7);\n  padding: 12px 16px;\n  border-left: 4px solid var(--green);\n}\n\n\/* CA BOX \u2014 compact *\/\n.ca-box {\n  background: var(--black);\n  border: 2px solid var(--green);\n  padding: 10px 14px;\n  display: flex;\n  align-items: center;\n  gap: 10px;\n  max-width: 460px;\n  box-shadow: 4px 4px 0 var(--green);\n}\n.ca-label {\n  font-family: var(--font-hand);\n  font-size: 11px;\n  color: var(--green);\n  white-space: nowrap;\n}\n.ca-address {\n  font-family: var(--font-mono);\n  font-size: 10px;\n  color: #999;\n  flex: 1;\n  overflow: hidden;\n  text-overflow: ellipsis;\n  white-space: nowrap;\n}\n.btn-copy {\n  background: var(--green);\n  color: var(--black);\n  border: none;\n  font-family: var(--font-display);\n  font-size: 15px;\n  padding: 8px 18px;\n  letter-spacing: 1px;\n  cursor: pointer;\n  white-space: nowrap;\n  box-shadow: 3px 3px 0 #000;\n  transition: transform 0.1s, box-shadow 0.1s;\n}\n.btn-copy:hover { transform: translate(-2px,-2px); box-shadow: 5px 5px 0 #000; }\n.btn-copy:active { transform: translate(2px,2px); box-shadow: 1px 1px 0 #000; }\n\n.hero-btns {\n  display: flex;\n  gap: 12px;\n  flex-wrap: wrap;\n}\n.btn-tg {\n  background: #229ED9;\n  color: #fff;\n  border: 3px solid #000;\n  font-family: var(--font-display);\n  font-size: 16px;\n  padding: 10px 22px;\n  letter-spacing: 1px;\n  cursor: pointer;\n  box-shadow: 3px 3px 0 #000;\n  text-decoration: none;\n  display: inline-flex;\n  align-items: center;\n  gap: 6px;\n  transition: transform 0.1s;\n}\n.btn-tw {\n  background: #000;\n  color: #fff;\n  border: 3px solid #fff;\n  font-family: var(--font-display);\n  font-size: 16px;\n  padding: 10px 22px;\n  letter-spacing: 1px;\n  cursor: pointer;\n  box-shadow: 3px 3px 0 #555;\n  text-decoration: none;\n  display: inline-flex;\n  align-items: center;\n  gap: 6px;\n  transition: transform 0.1s;\n}\n.btn-swap {\n  background: var(--yellow);\n  color: #000;\n  border: 3px solid #000;\n  font-family: var(--font-display);\n  font-size: 16px;\n  padding: 10px 22px;\n  letter-spacing: 1px;\n  cursor: pointer;\n  box-shadow: 3px 3px 0 #000;\n  text-decoration: none;\n  display: inline-flex;\n  align-items: center;\n  gap: 6px;\n  transition: transform 0.1s;\n}\n.btn-tg:hover, .btn-tw:hover, .btn-swap:hover { transform: translate(-2px,-2px); }\n\n.hero-right {\n  display: flex;\n  justify-content: center;\n  align-items: center;\n  position: relative;\n}\n.hero-char {\n  width: 100%;\n  max-width: 550px;\n  filter: drop-shadow(0 0 40px rgba(0,255,65,0.4)) drop-shadow(20px 20px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.8));\n  animation: float 3s ease-in-out infinite;\n}\n@keyframes float {\n  0%, 100% { transform: translateY(0) rotate(-2deg); }\n  50% { transform: translateY(-20px) rotate(2deg); }\n}\n.hero-doodle {\n  position: absolute;\n  font-family: var(--font-hand);\n  color: var(--green);\n  font-size: 18px;\n  animation: wiggle 2s ease-in-out infinite;\n  pointer-events: none;\n}\n.doodle-1 { top: 10%; right: 5%; font-size: 22px; transform: rotate(15deg); }\n.doodle-2 { bottom: 22%; left: 5%; font-size: 15px; transform: rotate(-10deg); color: var(--red); }\n.doodle-3 { top: 40%; right: -3%; font-size: 26px; transform: rotate(8deg); color: var(--yellow); }\n@keyframes wiggle {\n  0%, 100% { transform: rotate(var(--r, 0deg)) scale(1); }\n  50% { transform: rotate(calc(var(--r, 0deg) + 5deg)) scale(1.05); }\n}\n\n\/* ===== ABOUT SECTION ===== *\/\n.about {\n  background: var(--charcoal);\n  position: relative;\n  padding: 100px 40px 120px;\n  overflow: hidden;\n}\n.about::before {\n  content: '';\n  position: absolute;\n  inset: 0;\n  background-image:\n    repeating-linear-gradient(0deg, transparent, transparent 39px, rgba(0,255,65,0.04) 40px),\n    repeating-linear-gradient(90deg, transparent, transparent 39px, rgba(0,255,65,0.04) 40px);\n  pointer-events: none;\n}\n.about-inner {\n  max-width: 1200px;\n  margin: 0 auto;\n  display: grid;\n  grid-template-columns: 1fr 1.4fr;\n  gap: 60px;\n  align-items: center;\n  position: relative;\n  z-index: 1;\n}\n.scrap-card {\n  background: var(--cream);\n  color: var(--black);\n  padding: 32px;\n  transform: rotate(-3deg);\n  box-shadow: 8px 8px 0 #000, 12px 12px 0 var(--green);\n  position: relative;\n}\n.scrap-card::before {\n  content: '';\n  position: absolute;\n  top: -12px;\n  left: 50%;\n  transform: translateX(-50%);\n  width: 40px;\n  height: 20px;\n  background: var(--yellow);\n  opacity: 0.9;\n  clip-path: polygon(10% 0, 90% 0, 100% 100%, 0% 100%);\n}\n.scrap-title {\n  font-family: var(--font-display);\n  font-size: 38px;\n  letter-spacing: 2px;\n  color: var(--black);\n  line-height: 1;\n  margin-bottom: 16px;\n}\n.scrap-text {\n  font-family: var(--font-sketch);\n  font-size: 17px;\n  line-height: 1.7;\n  color: #333;\n}\n.scrap-text em {\n  font-family: var(--font-hand);\n  color: var(--red);\n  font-style: normal;\n  font-size: 19px;\n}\n.about-stats {\n  display: grid;\n  grid-template-columns: 1fr 1fr;\n  gap: 20px;\n}\n.stat-card {\n  background: var(--black);\n  border: 2px solid;\n  padding: 24px;\n  position: relative;\n  overflow: hidden;\n}\n.stat-card:nth-child(1) { border-color: var(--green); transform: rotate(1deg); }\n.stat-card:nth-child(2) { border-color: var(--red); transform: rotate(-1deg); }\n.stat-card:nth-child(3) { border-color: var(--yellow); transform: rotate(-2deg); }\n.stat-card:nth-child(4) { border-color: var(--green); transform: rotate(1.5deg); }\n.stat-label {\n  font-family: var(--font-hand);\n  font-size: 13px;\n  color: #777;\n  margin-bottom: 8px;\n}\n.stat-value {\n  font-family: var(--font-display);\n  font-size: 48px;\n  line-height: 1;\n  letter-spacing: 2px;\n}\n.stat-card:nth-child(1) .stat-value { color: var(--green); }\n.stat-card:nth-child(2) .stat-value { color: var(--red); }\n.stat-card:nth-child(3) .stat-value { color: var(--yellow); }\n.stat-card:nth-child(4) .stat-value { color: var(--green); }\n.stat-sub {\n  font-family: var(--font-sketch);\n  font-size: 13px;\n  color: #555;\n  margin-top: 4px;\n}\n\n\/* ===== GALLERY \/ MEMORIES ===== *\/\n.gallery {\n  background: #111;\n  padding: 100px 40px 120px;\n  position: relative;\n  overflow: hidden;\n}\n.gallery-title {\n  font-family: var(--font-display);\n  font-size: clamp(40px, 6vw, 80px);\n  text-align: center;\n  letter-spacing: 4px;\n  color: var(--cream);\n  margin-bottom: 10px;\n  -webkit-text-stroke: 1px var(--green);\n  position: relative;\n  z-index: 1;\n}\n.gallery-sub {\n  font-family: var(--font-sketch);\n  font-size: 20px;\n  text-align: center;\n  color: #777;\n  margin-bottom: 70px;\n  position: relative;\n  z-index: 1;\n}\n.gallery-rope {\n  position: absolute;\n  top: 230px;\n  left: 0;\n  right: 0;\n  height: 3px;\n  background: repeating-linear-gradient(90deg, #555 0px, #555 6px, transparent 6px, transparent 12px);\n  pointer-events: none;\n  z-index: 0;\n}\n.photos-row {\n  display: flex;\n  justify-content: center;\n  gap: 24px;\n  flex-wrap: wrap;\n  position: relative;\n  padding-top: 40px;\n  z-index: 1;\n}\n.polaroid {\n  background: #fff;\n  padding: 14px 14px 50px 14px;\n  box-shadow: 4px 8px 20px rgba(0,0,0,0.6);\n  cursor: pointer;\n  transition: transform 0.3s ease;\n  position: relative;\n}\n.polaroid:nth-child(1) { transform: rotate(-5deg); }\n.polaroid:nth-child(2) { transform: rotate(3deg); }\n.polaroid:nth-child(3) { transform: rotate(-2deg); }\n.polaroid:nth-child(4) { transform: rotate(6deg); }\n.polaroid:nth-child(5) { transform: rotate(-4deg); }\n.polaroid:hover { transform: rotate(0deg) scale(1.05) translateY(-10px); z-index: 10; }\n.polaroid::before {\n  content: '';\n  position: absolute;\n  top: -16px;\n  left: 50%;\n  transform: translateX(-50%);\n  width: 8px;\n  height: 16px;\n  background: var(--yellow);\n  border-radius: 2px;\n  box-shadow: 0 -4px 0 #999;\n}\n.polaroid img {\n  width: 160px;\n  height: 160px;\n  object-fit: cover;\n  display: block;\n  filter: sepia(0.2) contrast(1.1);\n}\n.polaroid-caption {\n  font-family: var(--font-hand);\n  font-size: 13px;\n  color: #222;\n  text-align: center;\n  margin-top: 10px;\n  line-height: 1.3;\n}\n.polaroid-stage {\n  font-family: var(--font-sketch);\n  font-size: 11px;\n  color: #999;\n  text-align: center;\n  margin-top: 4px;\n}\n\n\/* ===== FEATURED ===== *\/\n.featured {\n  position: relative;\n  padding: 0;\n  overflow: hidden;\n  background: var(--black);\n}\n.featured-grid {\n  display: grid;\n  grid-template-columns: 1.1fr 1fr;\n  min-height: 700px;\n  align-items: stretch;\n}\n.featured-img-wrap {\n  position: relative;\n  overflow: hidden;\n}\n.featured-img-wrap img {\n  width: 100%;\n  height: 100%;\n  object-fit: cover;\n  display: block;\n}\n.featured-content {\n  background: var(--charcoal);\n  padding: 80px 60px;\n  display: flex;\n  flex-direction: column;\n  justify-content: center;\n  gap: 28px;\n  position: relative;\n  overflow: hidden;\n}\n.featured-tag {\n  display: inline-block;\n  background: var(--red);\n  color: #fff;\n  font-family: var(--font-hand);\n  font-size: 13px;\n  padding: 5px 14px;\n  width: fit-content;\n  transform: rotate(-1deg);\n}\n.featured-title {\n  font-family: var(--font-display);\n  font-size: clamp(36px, 4vw, 64px);\n  letter-spacing: 2px;\n  color: var(--green);\n  line-height: 1;\n  text-shadow: 3px 3px 0 rgba(0,255,65,0.2);\n}\n.featured-body {\n  font-family: var(--font-sketch);\n  font-size: 18px;\n  line-height: 1.8;\n  color: #ccc;\n  max-width: 460px;\n}\n.featured-body strong {\n  color: var(--yellow);\n  font-family: var(--font-hand);\n}\n.feature-pills {\n  display: flex;\n  flex-wrap: wrap;\n  gap: 10px;\n}\n.pill {\n  background: rgba(0,255,65,0.08);\n  border: 1px solid var(--green);\n  color: var(--green);\n  font-family: var(--font-mono);\n  font-size: 11px;\n  padding: 6px 14px;\n  letter-spacing: 1px;\n}\n\n\/* ===== COMMUNITY ===== *\/\n.community {\n  background: var(--black);\n  padding: 120px 40px 100px;\n  text-align: center;\n  position: relative;\n  overflow: hidden;\n}\n.community-title {\n  font-family: var(--font-display);\n  font-size: clamp(48px, 7vw, 96px);\n  letter-spacing: 4px;\n  color: #fff;\n  text-shadow: 0 0 40px rgba(255,23,68,0.4), 4px 4px 0 var(--red);\n  -webkit-text-stroke: 1px var(--red);\n  margin-bottom: 20px;\n  line-height: 1;\n  position: relative;\n  z-index: 1;\n}\n.community-sub {\n  font-family: var(--font-sketch);\n  font-size: 20px;\n  color: #777;\n  max-width: 600px;\n  margin: 0 auto 50px;\n  line-height: 1.6;\n  position: relative;\n  z-index: 1;\n}\n.meme-marquee {\n  overflow: hidden;\n  padding: 20px 0;\n  margin-bottom: 50px;\n  position: relative;\n  z-index: 1;\n}\n.meme-track {\n  display: flex;\n  gap: 24px;\n  width: max-content;\n  animation: marquee 18s linear infinite;\n}\n.meme-sticker {\n  background: var(--charcoal);\n  border: 2px solid;\n  padding: 10px 20px;\n  font-family: var(--font-hand);\n  font-size: 14px;\n  white-space: nowrap;\n}\n.meme-sticker:nth-child(odd) { border-color: var(--green); color: var(--green); transform: rotate(-2deg); }\n.meme-sticker:nth-child(even) { border-color: var(--red); color: var(--red); transform: rotate(2deg); }\n@keyframes marquee {\n  0% { transform: translateX(0); }\n  100% { transform: translateX(-50%); }\n}\n.community-btns {\n  display: flex;\n  justify-content: center;\n  gap: 20px;\n  flex-wrap: wrap;\n  position: relative;\n  z-index: 1;\n}\n\n\/* ===== FINAL CTA ===== *\/\n.final-cta {\n  background: var(--charcoal);\n  padding: 120px 40px 100px;\n  text-align: center;\n  position: relative;\n  overflow: hidden;\n}\n.final-title {\n  font-family: var(--font-display);\n  font-size: clamp(52px, 8vw, 120px);\n  letter-spacing: 4px;\n  line-height: 0.9;\n  margin-bottom: 20px;\n  color: #fff;\n  position: relative;\n  z-index: 1;\n}\n.final-title span:first-child { -webkit-text-stroke: 2px var(--green); color: transparent; }\n.final-title span:last-child { color: var(--green); text-shadow: 0 0 60px rgba(0,255,65,0.5); display: block; }\n.final-sub {\n  font-family: var(--font-sketch);\n  font-size: 20px;\n  color: #777;\n  margin-bottom: 40px;\n  max-width: 500px;\n  margin-left: auto;\n  margin-right: auto;\n  position: relative;\n  z-index: 1;\n}\n\n\/* FINAL CA BOX \u2014 compact *\/\n.final-ca-box {\n  background: var(--black);\n  border: 2px solid var(--green);\n  padding: 12px 20px;\n  display: flex;\n  align-items: center;\n  gap: 14px;\n  max-width: 580px;\n  margin: 0 auto 28px;\n  box-shadow: 0 0 30px rgba(0,255,65,0.15), 5px 5px 0 var(--green);\n  position: relative;\n  z-index: 1;\n}\n.final-ca-address {\n  font-family: var(--font-mono);\n  font-size: 11px;\n  color: var(--green);\n  flex: 1;\n  overflow: hidden;\n  text-overflow: ellipsis;\n  white-space: nowrap;\n  text-align: left;\n}\n.btn-copy-final {\n  background: var(--green);\n  color: var(--black);\n  border: none;\n  font-family: var(--font-display);\n  font-size: 17px;\n  padding: 10px 24px;\n  letter-spacing: 2px;\n  cursor: pointer;\n  box-shadow: 3px 3px 0 #000;\n  white-space: nowrap;\n  transition: transform 0.1s, box-shadow 0.1s;\n}\n.btn-copy-final:hover { transform: translate(-2px,-2px); 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}\n\n\/* ===== SCROLLBAR ===== *\/\n::-webkit-scrollbar { width: 8px; }\n::-webkit-scrollbar-track { background: var(--black); }\n::-webkit-scrollbar-thumb { background: var(--green); }\n\n\/* ===== FADE UP ===== *\/\n.fade-up {\n  opacity: 0;\n  transform: translateY(30px);\n  transition: opacity 0.7s ease, transform 0.7s ease;\n}\n.fade-up.visible { opacity: 1; transform: translateY(0); }\n\n\/* ===== CHART LINE ANIM ===== *\/\n.chart-line {\n  stroke-dasharray: 800;\n  stroke-dashoffset: 800;\n  animation: drawLine 2s ease forwards 0.5s;\n}\n@keyframes drawLine {\n  to { stroke-dashoffset: 0; }\n}\n\n\/* ===== RESPONSIVE ===== *\/\n@media (max-width: 900px) {\n  .hero-content { grid-template-columns: 1fr; padding: 100px 24px 80px; }\n  .hero-right { order: -1; }\n  .hero-char { max-width: 300px; }\n  .about-inner { grid-template-columns: 1fr; }\n  .featured-grid { grid-template-columns: 1fr; }\n  .featured-img-wrap { height: 400px; }\n  .final-ca-box { flex-direction: column; text-align: center; }\n}\n@media (max-width: 600px) {\n  .photos-row { gap: 12px; }\n  .polaroid img { width: 120px; height: 120px; }\n  .about-stats { grid-template-columns: 1fr; }\n}\n<\/style>\n\n<!-- TOAST -->\n<div class=\"toast\" id=\"toast\">CA COPIED<\/div>\n\n<!-- TICKER TAPE -->\n<div class=\"ticker-wrap\">\n  <div class=\"ticker\">\n    <span class=\"ticker-item\">$MSR +999% (trust)<\/span>\n    <span class=\"ticker-item\">SOFTLY RUGGING SINCE 2025<\/span>\n    <span class=\"ticker-item\">LIQUIDITY: SOFTLY REMOVED<\/span>\n    <span class=\"ticker-item\">DEVS: GENTLY ABSENT<\/span>\n    <span class=\"ticker-item\">HODL OR HODL<\/span>\n    <span class=\"ticker-item\">1B SUPPLY \u00b7 0 UTILITY \u00b7 INFINITE HOPIUM<\/span>\n    <span class=\"ticker-item\">$MSR +999% (trust)<\/span>\n    <span class=\"ticker-item\">SOFTLY RUGGING SINCE 2025<\/span>\n    <span class=\"ticker-item\">LIQUIDITY: SOFTLY REMOVED<\/span>\n    <span class=\"ticker-item\">DEVS: GENTLY ABSENT<\/span>\n    <span class=\"ticker-item\">HODL OR HODL<\/span>\n    <span class=\"ticker-item\">1B SUPPLY \u00b7 0 UTILITY \u00b7 INFINITE HOPIUM<\/span>\n  <\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n<!-- ===== HERO ===== -->\n<section class=\"hero\">\n  <video class=\"hero-video\" autoplay muted loop playsinline>\n    <source src=\"https:\/\/marketsoftrug.lol\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/herobg.mp4\" type=\"video\/mp4\">\n  <\/video>\n\n  <div class=\"hero-content\">\n    <div class=\"hero-left\">\n      <div class=\"hero-badge\">NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE<\/div>\n      <h1 class=\"hero-headline\">\n        THE<br>\n        <span class=\"green\">GENTLEST<\/span><br>\n        <span class=\"red\">RUG<\/span><br>\n        IN CRYPTO\n      <\/h1>\n      <p class=\"hero-sub\">\n        $MSR is a smooth, comfortable, community-driven journey from unbridled excitement all the way to complete acceptance. We don't rug hard. We rug with <em>love.<\/em>\n      <\/p>\n      <div class=\"ca-box\">\n        <span class=\"ca-label\">CA:<\/span>\n        <span class=\"ca-address\" id=\"ca-hero\">MSRxXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXsoon<\/span>\n        <button class=\"btn-copy\" onclick=\"copyCA()\">COPY CA<\/button>\n      <\/div>\n      <div class=\"hero-btns\">\n        <a href=\"#\" class=\"btn-tg\">Telegram<\/a>\n        <a href=\"#\" class=\"btn-tw\">X \/ Twitter<\/a>\n        <a href=\"#\" class=\"btn-swap\">Swap<\/a>\n      <\/div>\n    <\/div>\n    <div class=\"hero-right\">\n      <img decoding=\"async\" class=\"hero-char\" src=\"https:\/\/marketsoftrug.lol\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/featured1.png\" alt=\"Market Soft Rug mascot\">\n      <div class=\"hero-doodle doodle-1\" style=\"--r: 15deg\">only up<\/div>\n      <div class=\"hero-doodle doodle-2\" style=\"--r: -10deg\">buy more<\/div>\n      <div class=\"hero-doodle doodle-3\" style=\"--r: 8deg\">to the moon<\/div>\n    <\/div>\n  <\/div>\n<\/section>\n\n<!-- ===== ABOUT ===== -->\n<section class=\"about\" id=\"about\">\n  <div class=\"about-inner\">\n    <div class=\"about-scrap fade-up\">\n      <div class=\"scrap-card\">\n        <h2 class=\"scrap-title\">WHO IS MARKET SOFT RUG?<\/h2>\n        <p class=\"scrap-text\">\n          Born in a Discord server at 3am, $MSR is the world's first <em>empathetically designed<\/em> rug pull. We didn't want to hurt you. We just wanted to redirect liquidity to a better place.\n          <br><br>\n          Our dev spent years studying the traditional rug pull model and found one fatal flaw: <em>it was too fast.<\/em> Too jarring. Too traumatic.\n          <br><br>\n          So we invented something better. A <em>soft rug.<\/em> Like a weighted blanket made of your savings, gently lowering you into a warm bath of financial grief \u2014 one candlestick at a time.\n          <br><br>\n          We are not a scam. We are a <em>journey.<\/em>\n        <\/p>\n      <\/div>\n    <\/div>\n    <div class=\"about-stats fade-up\">\n      <div class=\"stat-card\">\n        <div class=\"stat-label\">Holders Who Averaged Down<\/div>\n        <div class=\"stat-value\">69K<\/div>\n        <div class=\"stat-sub\">and counting (god bless them)<\/div>\n      <\/div>\n      <div class=\"stat-card\">\n        <div class=\"stat-label\">Current Chart Direction<\/div>\n        <div class=\"stat-value\">DOWN<\/div>\n        <div class=\"stat-sub\">but make it peaceful<\/div>\n      <\/div>\n      <div class=\"stat-card\">\n        <div class=\"stat-label\">Dev Wallet Status<\/div>\n        <div class=\"stat-value\">SOFT<\/div>\n        <div class=\"stat-sub\">very soft. barely there.<\/div>\n      <\/div>\n      <div class=\"stat-card\">\n        <div class=\"stat-label\">Community Sentiment<\/div>\n        <div class=\"stat-value\">GM<\/div>\n        <div class=\"stat-sub\">denial is a phase<\/div>\n      <\/div>\n\n      <svg viewBox=\"0 0 300 80\" style=\"grid-column: 1\/-1; opacity:0.45;\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\">\n        <polyline class=\"chart-line\" points=\"0,10 30,8 60,15 90,5 110,20 140,18 170,35 190,32 220,55 250,60 280,70 300,75\"\n          fill=\"none\" stroke=\"#ff1744\" stroke-width=\"3\" stroke-linecap=\"round\" stroke-linejoin=\"round\"\/>\n        <text x=\"4\" y=\"76\" font-family=\"monospace\" font-size=\"9\" fill=\"#444\">MSR\/USDT \u2014 ALL TIME CHART<\/text>\n      <\/svg>\n    <\/div>\n  <\/div>\n\n  <svg class=\"chart-deco\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" viewBox=\"0 0 400 300\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\">\n    <polyline points=\"0,50 60,45 100,80 160,70 200,110 240,90 280,160 320,150 380,220 400,240\"\n      fill=\"none\" stroke=\"#00ff41\" stroke-width=\"6\" stroke-linecap=\"round\"\/>\n    <polyline points=\"0,200 60,180 100,210 160,190 200,250 240,230 280,280 320,260 380,290 400,300\"\n      fill=\"none\" stroke=\"#ff1744\" stroke-width=\"4\" stroke-linecap=\"round\"\/>\n  <\/svg>\n<\/section>\n\n<!-- ===== MEMORY GALLERY ===== -->\n<section class=\"gallery\" id=\"gallery\">\n  <div class=\"gallery-rope\"><\/div>\n  <h2 class=\"gallery-title fade-up\">THE HOLDER JOURNEY<\/h2>\n  <p class=\"gallery-sub fade-up\">five stages of grief, one wallet<\/p>\n\n  <div class=\"photos-row\">\n    <div class=\"polaroid fade-up\">\n      <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/marketsoftrug.lol\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/item1.png\" alt=\"Stage 1\">\n      <div class=\"polaroid-caption\">BOUGHT THE TOP<\/div>\n      <div class=\"polaroid-stage\">Stage 1: Euphoria<\/div>\n    <\/div>\n    <div class=\"polaroid fade-up\">\n      <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/marketsoftrug.lol\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/item2.png\" alt=\"Stage 2\">\n      <div class=\"polaroid-caption\">DIAMOND HANDS<\/div>\n      <div class=\"polaroid-stage\">Stage 2: Denial<\/div>\n    <\/div>\n    <div class=\"polaroid fade-up\">\n      <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/marketsoftrug.lol\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/item3.png\" alt=\"Stage 3\">\n      <div class=\"polaroid-caption\">AVERAGE DOWN<\/div>\n      <div class=\"polaroid-stage\">Stage 3: Bargaining<\/div>\n    <\/div>\n    <div class=\"polaroid fade-up\">\n      <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/marketsoftrug.lol\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/item4.png\" alt=\"Stage 4\">\n      <div class=\"polaroid-caption\">MORE HOPIUM<\/div>\n      <div class=\"polaroid-stage\">Stage 4: Depression<\/div>\n    <\/div>\n    <div class=\"polaroid fade-up\">\n      <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/marketsoftrug.lol\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/item5.png\" alt=\"Stage 5\">\n      <div class=\"polaroid-caption\">ACCEPTANCE<\/div>\n      <div class=\"polaroid-stage\">Stage 5: Peace<\/div>\n    <\/div>\n  <\/div>\n<\/section>\n\n<!-- ===== FEATURED ===== -->\n<section class=\"featured\" id=\"about-2\">\n  <div class=\"featured-grid\">\n    <div class=\"featured-img-wrap\">\n      <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/marketsoftrug.lol\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/featured2.png\" alt=\"Market Soft Rug\">\n    <\/div>\n    <div class=\"featured-content\">\n      <span class=\"featured-tag\">PROPRIETARY PROCESS<\/span>\n      <h2 class=\"featured-title\">THE SOFT RUG METHOD<\/h2>\n      <p class=\"featured-body\">\n        Traditional rug pulls hit you all at once. Traumatic. Violent. No TED talk could explain it.<br><br>\n        We distribute your financial loss across a carefully engineered timeline \u2014 so gradually, you barely notice until you're already in therapy.<br><br>\n        Our <strong>GriefCurve<\/strong> approach ensures every -5% candle feels like a gentle reminder. Not a catastrophe. A <em>lesson.<\/em> We are basically free financial therapy.<br><br>\n        This isn't a rug. 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That's the beauty of free markets and poor decision-making.\n  <\/p>\n\n  <div class=\"meme-marquee\">\n    <div class=\"meme-track\">\n      <div class=\"meme-sticker\">gm we're so back<\/div>\n      <div class=\"meme-sticker\">THIS IS THE BOTTOM<\/div>\n      <div class=\"meme-sticker\">just took a hopium pill<\/div>\n      <div class=\"meme-sticker\">1000x eoy no cap<\/div>\n      <div class=\"meme-sticker\">bought more on the way down<\/div>\n      <div class=\"meme-sticker\">not selling at a loss<\/div>\n      <div class=\"meme-sticker\">this is fine<\/div>\n      <div class=\"meme-sticker\">diamond hands activated<\/div>\n      <div class=\"meme-sticker\">gm we're so back<\/div>\n      <div class=\"meme-sticker\">THIS IS THE BOTTOM<\/div>\n      <div class=\"meme-sticker\">just took a hopium pill<\/div>\n      <div class=\"meme-sticker\">1000x eoy no cap<\/div>\n      <div class=\"meme-sticker\">bought more on the way down<\/div>\n      <div class=\"meme-sticker\">not selling at a loss<\/div>\n      <div class=\"meme-sticker\">this is fine<\/div>\n      <div class=\"meme-sticker\">diamond hands activated<\/div>\n    <\/div>\n  <\/div>\n\n  <div class=\"community-btns\">\n    <a href=\"#\" class=\"btn-tg\" style=\"font-size:18px; padding: 14px 30px;\">Join Telegram<\/a>\n    <a href=\"#\" class=\"btn-tw\" style=\"font-size:18px; padding: 14px 30px;\">X \/ Twitter<\/a>\n    <a href=\"#\" class=\"btn-swap\" style=\"font-size:18px; padding: 14px 30px;\">Buy $MSR<\/a>\n  <\/div>\n<\/section>\n\n<!-- ===== FINAL CTA ===== -->\n<section class=\"final-cta\" id=\"buy\">\n  <div class=\"final-title fade-up\">\n    <span>BUY THE<\/span>\n    <span>SOFT RUG.<\/span>\n  <\/div>\n  <p class=\"final-sub fade-up\">You've made it to the bottom of the page. That means you're already too curious. Just do it. We're waiting.<\/p>\n\n  <div class=\"final-ca-box fade-up\">\n    <div style=\"flex:1; text-align:left;\">\n      <div style=\"font-family: var(--font-hand); font-size:10px; color:var(--green); margin-bottom:5px; letter-spacing:1px;\">CONTRACT ADDRESS<\/div>\n      <div class=\"final-ca-address\" id=\"ca-final\">MSRxXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXsoon<\/div>\n    <\/div>\n    <button class=\"btn-copy-final\" onclick=\"copyCA()\">COPY CA<\/button>\n  <\/div>\n\n  <div class=\"final-btns\">\n    <a href=\"#\" class=\"btn-tg\" style=\"font-size:18px; padding:14px 30px;\">Telegram<\/a>\n    <a href=\"#\" class=\"btn-tw\" style=\"font-size:18px; padding:14px 30px;\">X \/ Twitter<\/a>\n    <a href=\"#\" class=\"btn-swap\" style=\"font-size:18px; padding:14px 30px;\">Swap Now<\/a>\n  <\/div>\n\n  <div class=\"footer-txt\">\n    <strong>$MSR<\/strong> is a meme coin with no intrinsic value or financial return expectations. 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